Google Voice Makes Telemarketers Fun Again
This page is a tribute to a collision of technology and archaic direct sales methods. If you call me with an inbound sales call and Google Voice manages to make it funny, I'll post it here. Maybe it'll make you famous.
6/22/10 11:11 AM - Also, I'd like to bring your sense.
Hello trying to reach John before it. Regarding your website, you guys want to bring you sent to sign there and what kind of a note for sloughs we're on a called salts actually innovation partners. I don't want to talk to John John briefly, just wanted to see if there's a match between us, there's not much help bro. My phone number is (408) 754-6075 My name is. Also, I'd like to bring your sense. Call me or stuff that's N E A R S R F T dot com. There's plenty of information about us and we had some experience in and that was that you got some before. Hope, Thank you very much. Have a wonderful day and I hope to hear from John.
5/28/10 1:40 PM - I apologize for getting back to you.
Hi Kord, This is rod no more would be your consultant. I sent you an email regarding the head of engineers and wanted to certainly leave a voicemail just wanted to speak with you. I sent you an email. I just saw it so I apologize for getting back to you. So labor day here but I wanted to speak with it. Alright. Give me a call whenever you get the opportunity (909) 212-3344 (909) 212-3344 and and just wanted to see what we can do it turns up, give these guys are in front of you so give me a call. I look forward to hear from you. Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
Hi Rod No More! No need to apologize for getting back with me. I understand you think it's your job to get back with me, and you really can't help yourself. Frankly, I've only known a few people who were able to stop getting back with me without outside intervention. I'm happy to help you in this regard, BTW! Maybe I can not call you next week for starters. Have a great one Mr. No More!
5/24/10 11:53 AM - Mr a tad what kind of a rush day.
Hello. Good afternoon, this call is for mister Kord. Com phone and I'm calling in behalf of our Managing Director, Mr a tad what kind of a rush day and if you wanted me to call. Love you to see it if you were interested in raising capital for your company, so if there's any interest. You can call me anytime at (914) 613-3286. Thank you.
Hello Mr. A Tad's strange sounding accent phone lady! Seeing how I just raised capital for my company, I thought maybe I'd call you back and see if Mr. What's His Head-San was interested in raising capital for his company too! That way, we'd both have capital, and you could quit calling me about trying to take my capital and make it your capital. Send my best to Mr. A Tad, and give him a shallow bow for me. Bye!
5/21/10 12:49 PM - I'm completely confidential.
Hi Kyle, Good afternoon, My name is Jill Scott and I'm calling from the condo. The holes in San Francisco we, the official economic development agency for London and we work with companies cost North American maybe thinking of setting up in London. I just want to congratulate you on your new funding and also I see your hiring and I was wondering whether you were considering if extending you'll reach into your about setting up an office in London. If so, we will be decides to work with you with sponsored by the Met. So or sevices at no cost to you. I'm completely confidential. My telephone number is (415) 391-0196 and it. I wish you the paper weekend. Thank you, mister. Campbell bye bye.
Hi Jeraldene, and good evening. Loggly just incorporated less than a year ago and we're a SaaS based company. I think it's a smashing idea we open an office in London instead of hiring a new developer. Call me back at your earliest so we can get started. Regarding the other thing though, DM me on Twitter and we'll discuss privately.
5/21/10 9:04 AM - I'm trying to draw failed.
I am trainer traffic on Marty, This is site Lucas calling from micro matters. It's about 5 after 9 on friday which asked me to give me a call. I'm at (415) 808-0617 I'll be here until at least 5 o'clock today. Once again side, Lucas. I'm trying to draw failed, Marty (415) 808-0617. I look forward to talking soon.
Hi Site. I hate to tell you this, but micro doesn't matter much, us being cloud based and all. Also, drawing fail is really hard. I'd recommend drawing win and then giving us a shout back. Have a great day Site.
5/20/10 6:06 PM - I'm sure you don't like them.
Hi Kord, it's Matthew, strasberg calling from skyrockets ventures. The recruiting firm. I read about the company in use today and wanna congratulate you on the funding introduce myself because my company specialized in working with high growth talk to your start, up and so I took a look at the website. It looks like we have some and it's there right on point for the the Django Engineer position. U I designer, and also to search of convention. Yours In fact, I have one particular edited a, It's, Richard Garcia schools and his it's a good day and he's primary search a dip in addition to that. So I would like to introduce of these people to the company and get them in there for your views and I'm sure you don't like them and I could probably see replacing the number of people with your company, so give me a call when you get a chance it's (650) 494-3400 This is Matthew from sky rocket. At (650) 494-3400 hey, look for your call. Bye bye.
Hi Matthew. I gotta say I totally dig the name of your company. It's like, if I use you, we'll go rocketing in to space or something, right? On the matter of people, you are so right. I definitely don't like the people I have and would like to replace ALL of them. Does this apply to my kids too? Just wondering. I look forward to you calling me back!
4/5/10 1:50 PM - Sorry for my mom.
Hi. This is Jeffrey over at Cisco webex. I'm returning funny. At not return a phone call but responding to an interest in our talk. Told them products. Sorry for my mom when can you please return my phone call. At (408) 566-5632. That's (408) 566-5632. Thank you.
Hi Jeff. No worries about your mom - I think the firemen handled it pretty well. Talk to you next week!










